Oregon Coast

September 25, 2008

Contesting Speeding Tickets

I abhor speeding tickets but I admire driving. While driving itself is not that dazzling, driving with quickness is. There seems to be an apparent complication with this; it is called speeding tickets. Nothing devours the driving spirit like a misappropriated traffic ticket.

I was unjustly cited with a speeding ticket once while on the Oregon Coast for going 30mph too fast! Unjust I tell you. Fully aware I am not the only driver who has received one of those driving nightmares for speed limit signs that are inequitably situated; as was my case on a drive with my friend some time ago.

If a speedometer on a automobile allows up to 120mph, what is the point of a speed limit at 65mph on the highway? They need you to falter so they can pilfer your mullah. I guess cops enjoy making you feel tarded by asking you why they pulled you over. Duh! They must think you are inane enough to admit you’re guilty before you have a chance to defend yourself.

Fight speeding tickets by throwing the book back in their face! A nominal speeding ticket is just a disguise for the real cost. You are likely to circumstantially get ordered to arise in court during working hours so that you inevitably lose more money. Now your nominal infraction has systematically turned into a $200 plus ticket. There is nothing good in cooperation with speeding tickets. So I recommend fighting speeding tickets every time.

Of course if you are female you have a greater chance of getting off with a warning rather then a full on ticket, well that is if you are auspicious enough to get cited by a male highway patroller. This is a factual story. I was driving along some side street in Colorado and I was pulled over for crossing a double yellow, directly in front of on coming traffic, which this one unfortunately for me, turned out to be a unconventional cop car, perusing at a cool 90 in a 35mph zone, with a Washington driver’s license, a vehicle registered in California, and auto insurance in Arizona!

Now I had on some damn sexy apparel at the time, which I considered had influenced the cop’s conclusion to let me off because I was looking pretty hot that day. However, I realize that the ticket issuer could not prove I was speeding. Looking back it would be pretty hard to gauge my precise speed even if the cop clocked me by radar since the reading would have been inaccurate considering our paths. So there are loopholes even with such blatant demerits.

Thank God I managed to avoid imminent disaster that time, but that was an anomaly, this is not usually the case. Anyhow, I was presented with this eBook on vanquishing speeding tickets which is fantastic because now I know that cuteness will not actually do anything for you. However, I now know how to get my traffic tickets lowered if not completely terminated!

I probably won’t get that lucky again and my driving record is not entirely great, so I have to pay a fortune to insure my car and I despise traffic school. When a light turns yellow, what does it mean?? Come on! It is like being in a really bad motivational seminar. It is not like I do not know the traffic laws I just have difficulty when it comes to observing them. Like sex, I know that abstaining from it is is a sure fire way of shielding yourself against STDs but I would rather use protection!

Come on! How does a person manage to acquire a speeding ticket going 8mph? I know grandmas that can meander with more oomph than that! Apparently not speeding is most apparent way to evade pink slips but if you are impatient like me you just cannot for the life of you keep cool strolling behind some expired human in a Subaru with her lungs riding shotgun.

Basically, reducing the disreputable speeding ticket is simple if you know where to look for the information you need to beat it.
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